Maxwell 5000 is:
A Bringer of Female Climax.
A Functional Fitness (r)Evolutionary.
A Celebrator of Life.
A Spreader of Love.
A Total Ass Worshipper.
Maxwell 5000 is not:
A "Hater".
A Beta-male.
Poorly Endowed.
Seriously, though, I love fucking and making myself more beautiful every day. I take all opportunities to turn those passions into money and/or a party.