Hi, nice to meet you, I’m Madison Montag, your best kept secret, the teen dream, the object of your desires, and the fantasy you didn’t even know you had. Guys want me and girls want to be me. At first I may appear to be your typical girl next door, but I’ve got an extra surprise that will blow your mind…and your ass. Although I look like just another pretty face, appearances can be deceiving, and there’s more to this preppy heartthrob than meets the eye. I’m the strongest drug you hate to love, the habit you can’t seem to kick. I can be as soft and as sweet as cotton candy, but bite too hard and I’ll be your jawbreaker. I’m the prepster cheerleader you wanted to fuck in high school, and I’m the one responsible for the stiffness in your pants, and the stains in your sheets. I’ll make you harder than the diamonds you’ll want to buy me and feel hotter than a summer day in Texas. I may be new to the biz, but get used to seeing, hearing and obsessing over my name. You’ll be screaming...