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| Category: | Solo Girl |
| Location: | Florida |
| Age: | 35 |
| Height: | 5'7" |
| Weight: | 130 |
| Bust: | 36F |
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Heather Janssen is an Internet Celebrity Diva born in Holland and living in Florida. Hobbies: Training Cats to Jump Through Fiery Hoops, Squishing Things Between Her Toes, Wearing Outlandish Costumes for No Apparent Reason. Heather helped form the Internet with a famous politician so that people around the world could come together and send naked pictures to each other (except for Muslim countries where that’s outlawed so they just send pictures of falafels and goats and stuff). This allowed Heather to become the Internet Celebrity she is today. She spent three years training in Switzerland’s astronaut program where she learned how to use the Jedi Mind Trick and that Vulcan hand-on-your-face thingy which she uses for such things as making out in inappropriate places like graveyards, tax audits and the opera.
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All Comments | Heather Janssen
Garet on Jan 31 at 06:05AM
Hey, how are you ? Cum check out my new pics and say hi while you're visiting x
Shawna on Jan 28 at 04:27PM
i am going to spend some time in San Fernando Valley. Where can i go to meet some fun people - I hear maybe Chatsworth - but I dont know for sure. Any suggestions?
Garet on Dec 17 at 05:06AM
You're not hideous babe, you look amazing x thanks for the comment on my wall, you put a big smile on my face :) did you check out my other pics ? Coz I'm checking yours out ;) x X x
Kundalini121 on Dec 16 at 01:51PM
Certainly not. When I join this site there was no tokens, if there had been I would've kept away. Why should they be just for the women?
